The power to dance really well

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to sleep

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!