The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to see through thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!