The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Grass eating

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!