The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not exist.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see through pastry..

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!