The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to be blind

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!