Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to die at will

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power of Acid Tears

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!