the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!