The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The Power to Combust

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Retractable Teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!