The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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Immunity to medication

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to lactate air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!