To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

power to kill dead ppl.

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The power to die when you use the letter e.

The power to talk to people miles away.

The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

The ability to eat anything except for food

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

The power to breathe

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solar powered night-vision

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

The power to waste time reading this.

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!