The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the ability to type slower.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to kill yourself

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!