the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to have a black president

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the power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!