the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power of eating from ears.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to be dead

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to clean

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Retractable Teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!