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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time
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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.
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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.
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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.
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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.
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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram
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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin
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to be able to lift any weight of feathers
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The power to make infinite paper clips.
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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.
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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.
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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..
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the power to pee on command
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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy
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captain obvious
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The power to make objects slightly furry
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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.
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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.
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the power to become retarded
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Telekinetic power over styrofoam
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They power to be able to make meth.
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The power to think out loud without saying a word
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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water
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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!