The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to pee on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!