The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to only drink liquids

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The ability to only fart in public

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!