The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to shit bricks

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The ability to smell colors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!