The power of reading your own mind.

The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

The power to talk to people miles away.

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The ability to not talk.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to write a country song

The power to see where light is not present.

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

The power to fly, but only when on the ground

The Power to Die instantly.

the power to commit crime.

the power to move something right next to you

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!