The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!