The power to take away powers but only your own.

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power to be powerless

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to kick a kid in the balls.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to read but only when your using audio read.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

the ability to command watermelons

thumb_up thumb_down +68

To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The Power to Die instantly.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power of making toast land butter-side up

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to talk to people miles away.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to fly 2mm above the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -76

The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

thumb_up thumb_down +143

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

thumb_up thumb_down +137

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

thumb_up thumb_down +127

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

thumb_up thumb_down +119

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

thumb_up thumb_down +115

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!