The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the powre to spel

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!