The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!