The power to have a power

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Acid pee

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!