The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the ability to lick your own anus

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!