The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power of words

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to exist

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!