The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to catch em all

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!