the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to breath at will.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!