the power to get really mad.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to snore.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!