the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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the ability to post here

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!