The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to die at will.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to die when you die

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!