The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to have no powers

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!