The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to become yourself

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make glass clear

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to be wrong

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to only make burnt toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!