The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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to make asians smart

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The ability to change races.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!