The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to move something right next to you

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to be called justin bieber

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!