The ability to clean

The power to shrink tits by touching them.

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

Retractable Teeth

To call me maybe

The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

The power to melt ice into hot ice

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to poop out your penis.

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

They power to be able to make meth.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!