To call me maybe

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!