The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to not have a power

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the power to see through glass

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Grass eating

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The Power to Combust

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to repel women.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!