the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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captain obvious

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to not have a power

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the power to see through glass

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Grass eating

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!