The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to not exist.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to commit suicide.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!