The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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the power to herd cats

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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levi Hahne is gay

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!