The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to die at will

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power of not knowing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!