The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to ride a bike

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!