Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to be a normal human

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!