The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to not exist.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!