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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes
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The Power to Combust
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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.
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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.
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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.
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The power to repel women.
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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!
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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.
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The power to be distracted with grea
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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.
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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.
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The power to have the strength of 50 old people
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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.
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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.
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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com
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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.
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The power to have diarrhea at any time
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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away
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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.
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The power to exist
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Birthday In August Just wait On it
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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.
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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.
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The power to break your bones on command.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!