The Power to Combust

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The power to repel women.

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

The power to be distracted with grea

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

The power to exist

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

The power to break your bones on command.

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

The power to make yourself deaf.

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to hypnotize chickens

the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!