The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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make youself dumb

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to see the present.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!