The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to shit brix

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!