The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

The power to be bad at everything

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

X-ray vision that only works on windows

The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

The ability to go 100% slower

The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

the power to frow up when your not sick.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!