The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to be bad at everything

You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

X-ray vision that only works on windows

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

The ability to go 100% slower

The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

the power to frow up when your not sick.

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

The power to only be drunk while driving.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!