the power... to read this

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power of exact change

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to murder rocks.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!