The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!