the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to glow in the dark

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!