The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!