The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!