The power to sleep

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!