The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to sleep

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to do nothing.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!