The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!