The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to pee any color

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!