the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!